If Dogs Changed Light BulbsIf various breeds of dog were asked to change a light bulb, what would be the reaction?
Change a light bulb? Why bother? The sky is blue; the sun in shining and there is so much to do outdoors!
Change a light bulb? And just WHO is going to make me????
Change a light bulb? I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he will have the entire house rewired by the time my nail polish is dry!
Change a light bulb? Can’t you little guys do a single thing on your own?
I don’t know if I could do that but I’ll show you where it is!
Change a light bulb? Isn’t that what we keep humans for? They ARE our servants after all!
Change a light bulb? Aw, let me do it PLEASE……..Can I; can I???? Huh?? Huh??
Change a light bulb? Now, how do you expect me to do that with all this hair in my eyes?
Who needs a light anyway? I can make puddles on the carpet in the dark………
A light bulb? Forget it, ignore it……it doesn’t move………
I’ll get it; I’ll get it. Just 20 more jumps and I’ll get it!
I’m sure you can think of others to add to the list!
6th January 2002
This page displayed 2120 times
This site recreated by Elton Smith and Larry Holder
If you have any questions about this site, contact Elton Smith