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If Dogs Changed Light Bulbs

If various breeds of dog were asked to change a light bulb, what would be the reaction?

Golden Retriever:

Change a light bulb? Why bother? The sky is blue; the sun in shining and there is so much to do outdoors!

Rottweiler:

Change a light bulb? And just WHO is going to make me????

Toy Poodle:

Change a light bulb? I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he will have the entire house rewired by the time my nail polish is dry!

Great Dane:

Change a light bulb? Can’t you little guys do a single thing on your own?


Pointer:

I don’t know if I could do that but I’ll show you where it is!

Pekinese:

Change a light bulb? Isn’t that what we keep humans for? They ARE our servants after all!

Labrador:

Change a light bulb? Aw, let me do it PLEASE……..Can I; can I???? Huh?? Huh??

Yorkshire Terrier:

Change a light bulb? Now, how do you expect me to do that with all this hair in my eyes?

Cocker Spaniel:

Who needs a light anyway? I can make puddles on the carpet in the dark………

Greyhound:

A light bulb? Forget it, ignore it……it doesn’t move………

Jack Russell:

I’ll get it; I’ll get it. Just 20 more jumps and I’ll get it!

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I’m sure you can think of others to add to the list!

6th January 2002


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